{"id":1100,"date":"2015-10-17T13:04:40","date_gmt":"2015-10-17T12:04:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/?p=1100"},"modified":"2018-11-21T12:39:58","modified_gmt":"2018-11-21T11:39:58","slug":"egoportrait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/egoportrait\/","title":{"rendered":"Egoportrait"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Aujourd&rsquo;hui, la mode est au selfie. Ici o\u00f9 l\u00e0, fleurissent les ego comme les cerisiers en fleurs.&nbsp;Paroxysme de l&rsquo;\u00e9gocentrisme, ils obligent les narcisses \u00e0 s&rsquo;\u00e9quiper de perches en attendant que l&rsquo;\u00e9volution naturelle comble enfin cette tare&nbsp;bien p\u00e9nible de bras trop courts.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">On en voit parfois m\u00eame qui reculent tout en tendant d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9ment les bras, esp\u00e9rant peut-\u00eatre arriver par quelque miracle \u00e0 disjoindre leurs jambes de ce bras ridiculement petit&nbsp;et gagner les&nbsp;quelques centim\u00e8tres qui \u00e9viteront l\u00e0 un nez protub\u00e9rant ou ici un grain de peau disgracieux. Il para\u00eet m\u00eame que certains en meurent&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Cette mode au selfie m&rsquo;est souvent incompr\u00e9hensible quand elle ne m&rsquo;est pas, avouons-le, p\u00e9nible. Certains en effet, non contents de se contorsionner dans des pauses souvent ridicules, vous kidnappent de leur bras libre en qu\u00eate d&rsquo;un alibi &#8211; devrais-je dire&nbsp;d&rsquo;un otage. Le selfie est d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9go\u00efsme, ce que la photographie est naturellement \u00e0 l&rsquo;altruisme&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/CNV000018-Modifier.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-1144 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/CNV000018-Modifier-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"Photo miroir argentique\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/CNV000018-Modifier-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/CNV000018-Modifier.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Et si je dois bien conc\u00e9der que &nbsp;je m&rsquo;adonne en de rares occasions&nbsp;\u00e0 l&rsquo;autoportrait, je n&rsquo;en retire jamais autant de plaisir que saisir l&rsquo;autre, de capturer son regard, son sourire, ses joies ou ses tristesses.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Et parfois, comme ce jour-l\u00e0, se cr\u00e9e un jeu : celui de l&rsquo;\u00e9goportrait crois\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Elle avait un argentique, moi un num\u00e9rique. Nous profitions d&rsquo;une belle fin d&rsquo;apr\u00e8s-midi et soudain, sans r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir, sans pr\u00e9m\u00e9ditation, nous \u00e9tions face \u00e0 face, l&rsquo;oeil dans le viseur.&nbsp;Ensemble, nous avons d\u00e9clench\u00e9 et mon coeur imm\u00e9diatement fut emport\u00e9&nbsp;par les vers de Bash\u00f4 :<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Le Ch\u00eane<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sa mine indiff\u00e9rente<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Devant les cerisiers fleuris<\/p>\n<h2 style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong>Matsuo Bash\u00f4<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: 80%;\"> Co\u00efncidence : ce matin, c&rsquo;est-\u00e0-dire le lendemain de la publication originelle de cet article, j&rsquo;ai d\u00e9couvert que La T\u00eate au Carr\u00e9 &#8211; \u00e9mission scientifique de France Inter &#8211; avait consacr\u00e9 celle&nbsp;du jeudi 15 octobre au selfie. Je vous invite \u00e0 la d\u00e9couvrir&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.franceinter.fr\/emission-la-tete-au-carre-tous-selfie\">en podcast <\/a>sur le site de France Inter.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aujourd&rsquo;hui, la mode est au selfie. Ici o\u00f9 l\u00e0, fleurissent les ego comme les cerisiers en fleurs.&nbsp;Paroxysme de l&rsquo;\u00e9gocentrisme, ils obligent les narcisses \u00e0 s&rsquo;\u00e9quiper de perches en attendant que l&rsquo;\u00e9volution naturelle comble enfin cette tare&nbsp;bien p\u00e9nible de bras trop courts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1793,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"content-type":"","_mo_disable_npp":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[19,22,45,92],"class_list":["post-1100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-elle-lui-eux-en-couleurs","tag-amoureux","tag-citation","tag-emotion","tag-reverie","post-grid-2-col","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Egoportrait-1.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pataty-hK","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1100"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1796,"href":"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100\/revisions\/1796"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/perspectiv.org\/vudici\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}